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President Clinton

Former Governor of Arkansas elected 42nd President of the United States in 1992 defeating incumbent George H. W. Bush

President Clinton inherited a recession and massive deficits from the previous administration, but he restored the economy and fiscal responsibility all while under constant attack by the vast right-wing conspiracy. After two terms he left office with a record budget surplus.

by Mr.Juan-derful December 12, 2010

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President Reagan

A mediocre president elected in 1980 who is very over-rated, but is worshipped by many modern neocons

President Reagan shifted the tax burden from the wealthy to the middle class, while dramatically increasing spending mostly for the military. At the same time he was busting unions and driving down wages for working class Americans. This of course created massive deficits. Reagan supported Saddam Hussein during the war between Iraq and Iran and supplied him with weapons including poison gas he used on the Kurds. Reagan should also be remembered for the Iran-Contra scandal.

by Mr.Juan-derful December 19, 2010

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DOMA

Defense Of Marriage Act: An Orwellian term for a law that does the exact opposite of what the title implies, rather than defending marriage it denies some people the right to marry

religious zealot: "Thank God for the Defense of Marriage Act, now my marriage is being defended I never have to worry about divorce or anything like that."

gay man: "You dumbass the DOMA doesn't defend anybodies marriage it just says that if my husband and I ever leave Massachusetts other states don't have to recognize our marriage."

by Mr.Juan-derful August 1, 2010

1515πŸ‘ 235πŸ‘Ž


daddy parts

the male genitalia

Eating Cheetos while watching porn can make your daddy parts turn yellow.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 4, 2010

242πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Marie Antoinette Syndrome

When someone in the ruling class has everything they need and is oblivious to the fact that many of the common people are suffering from a lack of basic necessities

When Marie Antoinette was told that the peasants were starving and didn't even have bread she responded "Let them Eat Cake!"

John Boehner and Mitch McConnell represent classic cases of Marie Antoinette Syndrome, their Congressional Health Care plans provide them with the best Health Care in the world, but they have fought against making health care available to the masses, appearantly unconcerned that thousands of Americans die every year because they can't afford basic health care.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 7, 2010

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high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

729πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž


highway food

food that is easy to eat while driving, such as a burger

I'm hungry so before I hit the road I'm going to pull into this drive-thru and grab some highway food.

by Mr.Juan-derful July 4, 2010

495πŸ‘ 115πŸ‘Ž