T.A.R.T's

T.A.R.T's = Totally Awesome Rockin Tits

Boobs that make you go "OH HOT DAMN".

Oh hot damn mammi, you got some fine ass T.A.R.T's.

That bitch looks foxy in that yellow bikini. Look at the size of those lemon T.A.R.T's.

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Fudge Squirrel

A fudge squirrel is basically a giant nutty shit, with a peanut(or any other kind of nut) sticking out of one end.

"Dude, those peanuts they gave me on the plan made me drop a fudge squirrel at 35,000 feet."

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