The Uncommon Plague is like the Common Plague, except worse. There is no cure. Once you get the Uncommon Plague, you're basically fucked. You cough up more bad memes, you slowly start losing your memes. You can get it by going onto Tumblr. frequently.
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Guy 2 got the Uncommon Plague.
Guy 3: Yeah, there is no cure, he might lose his memes forever.
Guy 1: Oh jeez, rip Guy 2.
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The Common Plague is a very bad disease, mainly caught on Tumblr. The symptoms include: coughing up bad memes, getting triggered, going on Tumblr. regularly, saying SWAG, and saying YOLO.
If you have a worse condition, please consult the definition of the Uncommon Plague.
The Common Plague can be cured by using injecting dank memes directly into your blood stream.
Guy 1: Hey want to go play some CSGO or something?
Guy 2: No I can't, I have the Common Plague.
Guy 1: Oh my god dude, how long have you been on Tumbr. for?
Guy 2: I'm not sure.
Guy 1: Be careful next time, or you might get the Uncommon Plague.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, thanks man.
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A Vietnam Coma is when you have too many Vietnam Flashbacks at once and you than undergo what top researchers call, The Vietnam Coma. Constant reminder of when your best buddies, back in NAM, walk up into the trench and than getting blown up by a land mine that was thrown by those darn soldiers.
Guy 1: Hey, can Guy 3 come out and get drinks with us?
Guy 2: Nah dude, Guy 3 is in a Vietnam Coma.
Guy 1: Oh jesus dude, what happened?
Guy 2: Got reminded of his platoon getting blown up, by a land mine.
Guy 1: I am so sorry.
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