Pit Shits

When you put on too much deodorant and clumps of it get stuck in your pit hair.

YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!
Oh sorry, I just pulled out some pit shits.

Big Muthafuck

When you see something so damn huge, it's all you can think to say

Guy 1: Man, why can't we ever kill the tank

Guy 2: DUDE, he's one big muthafuck

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Prookles

Prū - kull
Singular (basically impossible) Prookle
Wordplay combination of prongs + nookles (noodle tentacles)

Similar to spikes but harmless

Often made of soft plastic or silicone/rubber

Seen on some head massagers and those fuzzy balls you get at arcades.

A dog's caption to head massagers:

"Wtf??? So many prookles"