Glitchuation

A major calamity, the result of a critical mass of otherwise minor annoyances.

Phone call from Kathleen Sebelius to President Obama on the launch day of the ACA website: Mr. President, we have a glitchuation!

gashole

The cheapskate driving in front of you going way under the speed limit just to get another 1mpg better fuel economy, despite the fact that there is a half mile long line of cars backed up behind him.

"Hey gashole, doesn't that Prius get good enough fuel economy without going 10mph below the speed limit? You're gonna' make me late for work."

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