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Dirty Martini

When your balls Dip into the unsavory water of a questionable toilet. Your balls resemble the two olives.

check the water level in your my dude because i just had a seriose dirty martini...god help you if i catch something

by Mr.goodnight April 25, 2018

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Hot air balloon

When a fart escapes into the vagina and then has to be refarted

I had a seriose hot air balloon today, it had me seriously worrie

by Mr.goodnight April 25, 2018