robertold

the cops that ben Miller was sleeping in the front yard.

"Hey, did you know that Morelands was raided?"
"Yeah I heard that someone had told"
"Robertold"
"I fucking knew it"

Grandcats

When your cat has babies they are your grandcats

My cat was horny as fuck and wouldn't shut up so I let her out and didn't care if she came back. 3 days later, my cat returns as a pregnant whore. Several months later she has babies and I I've my grandcats