May 9th

This day is for the motha fuckin G’s out there, this day is dedicated to people that have this day as their birthday, if it’s your birthday on this day you deserve anything and I mean anything you want ;)

Birthday boy: “Hey, can I get some head?”

Girl: “is your birthday May 9th?”
Birthday boy: “yup!”
Girl: *puts hair in a bun

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