Suka-maya-pipee

A traditional Italian take on the term “let us eat!” Using this term in an Italian restaurant is sure to award you with envious stares as the people around you marvel at your incredible knowledge of Italian culture, a waiter would most likely come to you and “say, sir/ma’am, please leave the restaurant.” Don’t be alarmed as he/she is only doing so with the hopes of having a chat with you outside to try and drink from the vast Sea of knowledge that is your brain.

Cuntured fellow: my me, what a fantastic meal this is going to be Suka-maya-pipee everyone!

Woman: oh my I’m so aroused, such a cuntured fellow!

Man: oh wow I’m so aroused, such a cultured fellow!”

Waiter: please leave this restaurant!