Chedache

The headache and feeling of malaise you get from eating too much cheese, which can only be cured by taking a short break then eating more cheese.

That’s a delicious Yorkshire Blue, Kevin, but it’s given me a bit of a chedache. Pass the wine please.

Twativist

A portmanteau of Twitter and Activist: someone who hides behind Twitter to be a complete arse about something in the hopes of getting featured in The Daily Mail (UK) or Fox News (US)

That idiot whinging about cobolt in electric cars…he’s such a twativist.