Tito'd

To overcook skirt steak to prevent edibility.

The chef Tito'd make steak and now its charcoal.

Fuck Job

Getting royally screwed over when you don't have to be.

Rolling a 1 and a 2 in backgammon is a fuck job.

zachonian

To take an excessively long time in doing even the most menial tasks.

Your ability to pick food at McDonalds is Zachonian.

You took 3 minutes on your first fantasy football pick.

DESIMONED

When you're winning a video game and your opponent commits an act that results in the system turning off without finishing.

I was winning in Ice Hockey and the game and was Desimoned when the controller flew past my face and the game reset.