ILAFS

Inappropriate Love At First Sight. When you fall in love with someone but it is really not appropriate like your best friend, best friends sister/brother or with someone when you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

Looks like I have a sever case of ILAFS!

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Mornfternoon

When you can't be arsed to check if it is A.M or P.M but want to greet someone with something more interesting than "hello".

"Hello Ryan, how are you?"
"Mornfternoon Matthew, i'm fine thanks. you?"
"Dafuq does mornfternoon mean?"

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shlipdip

When you are talking and then say a word wrong and just make up words to finish the sentence.

Today I ate soome binz rin ho mo fa fa fa.... Let me start that sentence again... I just shlipdipped...

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Jim'd

When someone takes something terrible and fixes it/makes it better (opposite of fucking something up).

You really Jim'd it up.

I just Jim'd up my car

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Lipsdick

When someone gives a blowjob and gets cum on their lips

"Last night I applied her lipsdick..."

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Destiny-Quest Legend

A nerd who has completed their Destiny-Quest

After losing my virginity I am now a Destiny-Quest Legend!

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Anal Amplification

When flatulence is amplified by surroundings (echo, silent room, canyon, etc)

I better avoid this room as it looks like an Anal Amplification room and I feel a fart coming on and do not wish to be embarrassed...

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