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Cavecock

When a penis looks like a caveman bat

Have you ever seen his penis? Its shaped like a bat with a rough texture. Ewe he has a cavecock.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 1, 2019


Jewface

When you have a big Schnoz that gives resemblance to a Jewish face

Wow he has a big nose he has a jewface

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021


Tinytot

A tiny penis

He has such a small penis. He has a tinytot.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 14, 2019


Burntburnt

A burnt out person that has been up for too many days on drugs

Wow look at jersh what a burntburnt

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021


pp

When a penis is so small, You can't justify calling it anything otherwise.

I was going to have sex with Danny last night, But when he pulled it out I realized he had a pp. He was so tiny I had to laugh.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) June 14, 2019


Windchimes

When a sloppy floppy vagina hangs low resembling windchimes

She had a nasty pussy. She had windchimes in between her legs.

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 4, 2019


Peanuteater

When a cock is so big you don't know if you should suck it or feed it a peanut

He was huge and I don't think I can handle his peanuteater

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) July 4, 2019

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