When a penis looks like a caveman bat
Have you ever seen his penis? Its shaped like a bat with a rough texture. Ewe he has a cavecock.
When you have a big Schnoz that gives resemblance to a Jewish face
Wow he has a big nose he has a jewface
A burnt out person that has been up for too many days on drugs
Wow look at jersh what a burntburnt
When a penis is so small, You can't justify calling it anything otherwise.
I was going to have sex with Danny last night, But when he pulled it out I realized he had a pp. He was so tiny I had to laugh.
When a sloppy floppy vagina hangs low resembling windchimes
She had a nasty pussy. She had windchimes in between her legs.
When a cock is so big you don't know if you should suck it or feed it a peanut
He was huge and I don't think I can handle his peanuteater
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