Potzeimer's

A gradually degenerative memory condition one aquires from smoking entirely too much marijuana.

Johnny had no idea how bad his potzeimer's had become: "Like, duude, uuh... what's the name of the thingy that, ya know, it's got water inside and ya barf into it when you're wasted?"

Catastrofuck

A catastrophic screw up of gigantic proportions. A monumental mistake resulting in unimaginable damage.

Upon jumping out of the airplane, the skydiver reaches for the rip cord to pull the parachute--only to discover he's wearing his back-pack containing a sleeping bag. This terrible catastrofuck will cause him to quickly plummet to his death rather than gently glide to the ground.

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ignard

Ignard is the marriage of two commonly paired words, ignorant and retarded, used to describe someone who seems to be both.

That ignard tried jumping over a barbed wire fence with his skateboard in the nude.

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