Seduction Artist

Someone who gets women to like them, not for sex, or to use them, but just to have someone that likes him. As soon as the girl likes him, the man breaks it off for a new girl.

Matt: Hey I hear that Sam was flirting with some girl for months just to break up with her when she liked him back. He must be a player
Jim: No Matt, he's a Seduction Artist

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Dirt Devil

It seems as though there is a massive confusion over the proper names for things. For example, Dirt Devil (or Dyson by our English brothers and sisters) is a more appropriate name for a blow job. If we consider the fact that a blow job involves no blowing what so ever, we can all agree that a dirt devil, and or dyson job is a better term.

Girl: I'll dirt devil you for 20 bucks
Man: Sure-ee that sounds like a great deal, wait whats a dirt devil
Girl: you'll see

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