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Wakey Wines

Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"

What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.

by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023


Alex Belfield

Former BBC and radio presenter who for many years worked for BBC Radio Leeds but was fired for misconduct. He also had a YouTube channel called "The Voice of Reason" which had almost 350k subscribers. Last year he was jailed for five and a half years for multiple stalking convictions in which he repeatedly harrassed multiple BBC presenters for a prolonged period. Many believe that his sentence is excess whilst others believe it was justified. Either way, the entire of Britain knows about what this man did and he has appeared in every British media channel there is for what he did.

Can't believe that Alex Belfield got five and a half years. Hardly seems proportionate.

by MrFunny83 February 23, 2023


Koci Selamaj

The grade A* bellend who thought it was acceptable to murder 28-year-old Sabina Nessa in September 2021. He is originally from Albania and was living in Eastbourne, UK prior to his arrest. He is now convicted of murder and is serving a life sentence with a minimum of 36 years before he can even be considered for release from prison by the parole board because he committed such appalling crimes and to be honest he should never ever be released after what he did.

Koci Selamaj is an absolute tool and I hope he rots away in hell like he deserves!!!

by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022


Dragon Soop

The reason why I woke up in my neighbours back garden at 6:30am feeling like utter crap and not having a clue about how I got there.

I might have had a Dragon Soop or two last night and things got slightly out of hand let me say that!

by MrFunny83 January 24, 2022

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Afer Kink Hunt

Something that you shouldn't be.

Don't be afer kink hunt

by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022


Stella Artois Unfiltered

A new lager beer released in the UK (2022) with a green label (5% ABV) which is drank by wife beaters who swear and use bad language whilst they do it.

Person 1: Care for a Stella Artois Unfiltered?
Person 2: Hell nah! I don't want to be a wife beater who swears at the same time!

by MrFunny83 April 23, 2022

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Ali Harbi Ali

The utter psychopath who murdered the UK Conservative MP Sir David Amess in October 2021. He is now a convicted murderer and terrorist who planned his crimes out very carefully for over 2 years. His motivation was in relation to the Islamic State. He is now serving a whole life sentence without the possibly of parole (whole-life tariff) meaning that he will die in prison and will never ever be released due to the political and extremist natures of his disgraceful crimes. He has also been placed on a terrorist register for 30 years. He will be remembered for what he did for A VERY LONG TIME.

Ali Harbi Ali is a true psychopath and deserves his whole life tariff after the horrific crimes that he committed!

by MrFunny83 April 14, 2022