Noah

He's a furry, gets purple hair, but ends up having it fading to blue.. making it look like a new flavor from Taco Bell freeze.. maybe only get it when you're drunk
You only want a Noah when he isnt depressed and wants to be on headset at McDonald's. Give him a rub on the tumm and he'll be happy.

Person 1: dang, is this dude a furry?

Person 2: yeah! Noah just wants to be happy and get away from all of the basic visco girls!

Person 1: wow, what a guy.