plantervention

• noun: The act of intervening when a friend’s plant obsession gets too out of control, especially if they’re running out of space for more plants.

• “I know you love your plants, but maybe it’s time for a plantervention. Your kitchen is a jungle!”

Sowvital Self-care

• noun: The practice of tending to one’s plants as a form of relaxation and self-care, recognizing the therapeutic benefits of gardening.

• “Had a rough day at work, so tonight’s all about Sowvital self-care – just me, my plants, and some chill music.”

Sowvital

noun: A vibe that someone radiates when they’re so into plants that their energy feels as essential as sunshine and water.

• “Have you seen Jamie’s new indoor garden? They’re on that Sowvital level!”

Hollister

A store where beach vibes meet high school hallways, known for dim lighting and a scent that can be smelled from a mile away.

“Want to feel like you’re on the California coast while shopping? Let’s hit up Hollister.”

Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.

• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”

Habitat

noun: Home decor sanctuary for those who believe their living room should look like a page out of a stylish magazine.

“Want your apartment to scream sophistication and comfort? Check out Habitat.”

Boots

noun: The UK’s one-stop-shop for beauty, health, and that sandwich you grab during lunch breaks. Also, a place you accidentally spend half your paycheck.

“Forgot my mascara and need a quick bite? I’m heading to Boots!”