sausage pizza

Also known as a big sausage pizza; a quite amusing practical joke or concept for pornography in which a man arrives a house with a pizza delivery. Upon opening the box, it is apparent that the box and pizza have had a hole cut in it and the man's penis has been put through it. Much similar to the Justin Timberlake/SNL digital short dick in a box concept.

I went over to Jemma's house to deliver a sausage pizza. She ate it all and smacked her lips.

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base jumper

A variation on the classic Eiffel Tower. Two normal-sized men set up a Mexican Barbeque on a woman, and join hands. A midget with a kiddie-sized BASE jumping gear is hanging from the waist of the woman, and is fucking her vagina. When the midget cums, he releases his grip on the woman, falling to the ground like a base jumper.

Did you know that Wee-Man's last role in a film was as a base jumper?

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cornish pasty

A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.

We were having a show-off, and one thing lead to another: I ended up busting out the cornish pasty.

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netlurking

1) A synergy between networking and lurking. It simply means making the use of corporate networking (making new contacts socially) a route to sexual conquest.

Those girls at Interco are so hot, and they'll be at the Christmas party: let's go netlurking!

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mordor

When referring to the spot when only in the company of those who know its true name. Mordor is horrible, and should only be visited when you need to be reminded of what rock bottom truly is.

Mick: Hey guys, how about we go to Mordor tonight?

Yorkie: Dude, I don't want to see any orcs, but I'll ride a dragon all night!

*Steve shows up*

Steve: Where are we going tonight?

Everyone who knows: The Spot!

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the spot

Code name for a place so horrible that you don't want to mention its real name in the company of others. Generally characterised by the presence of sub-standard food or drinks, and a plethora of single, overweight and too old mothers looking for a 'good time'.

It's been a while, should we go to The Spot tonight?

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crime scene

A person's genital area. I first heard this reference while watching Dane Cook standup footage.

Shirley's got a messy crime scene.

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