Bob

Short dude who read the bible last night even though he's an atheist. He needs a life and his hair is way too long to allow that. He has the spelling age of a 9 year old but he plays scrabble like a 60 year old

Bob: Did you see the funny new M'name Jeff maymay.
Dave: Piss off

Alfie

Alfie is a hench boy with a large dick. But he doesn't exept eye contact till marriage as he is a good Christian Boy. He can play fortnite with one hand and loose but he doesn't care as he is a maverick #logang4life

Female: Woah, is that Alfie in Church
Female 2: Yes, I can tell from his massive bulge and Fortnite shirt

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Ethan

Ethan has a bush on his head, but he denies its a wig. He's a bit gay and wants to suckle on Bobs nob. Ethan is about 2 ft tall and he owns it. He's skinnier than a pencil so I suggest he plays some Just Dance to beef himself up. #gobthisnob

Female:Is that Ethan?
Female 2: Yeah, I wish he wasn't gay so I could fuck him

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Jake

He's just a bit of a prick who says the word epic too much.

Hench Lad: Did you here that Jake got Google Stadia
Female: Yes I did, he also got a Windows phone

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