Penis Penance

When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..

Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!

Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!

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After piss

While having a number two, it's the second piss that let's you known you are done.

"Just had a quality dump, finished off with the after piss!"

buttins

When you sat on your butt and done nothing for the weekend

Hey, what you do for the weekend? Buttins! I sat on my butt and did nothing

Tide line

The lines of congealed juices left on the insertion member from the amount of inserts

I was left with some serious tide lines from being with your mother!