moana

Something you don’t want to see in your Minecraft world.

I saw Moana in my MC world.

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8==D

An equation to check if the variable D is equal to 8. Most people call it a penis. Bloody dirty minded.

int D=0;
D+=8;
if(8==D) cout << “hi”;

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poo

a bomb that is dropped off of most passenger planes. The are deadlier than nukes.

Dave got hit by some poo that was dropped off of a boeing 747, and now he's in the ICU in the hospital.

burning your cpu

when the cpu usage on a computer is so high it burns the cpu and turns the computer into a plasma.

Man: OMg MY CPU USAGE IS AT 1039847573992759674% ITs So BAD HeLp it HAS LOTS OF BITCOINS

SOME RANDOM KID: LOLOL YOUR BURNING YOUR CPU

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Braingas

When someone farts nearly 100 pounds of hydrogen sulphide and it comes out with the power of a jet engine and it smells so bad that you suffer brain damage.

Mike did a Braingas and I got a bad case of dementia.

painting over poop

When a painter decides he’s too lazy to go to the washroom, so he poops on a newly painted floor and paints over it.

Man: I think I saw that man painting over poop.

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orgasm war

When people do a masturbating competition and the first person to orgasm is the winner. The winners will win a million dollars.

I had this crazy orgasm war with my buddy and I won!