slam ho

a girl that insinuates herself into your sex life

Girl: hey pascal, do you want to trade massages
Pascal:Ok but i'm pretty tired.
Girl; ok why don't i just jerk you off instead
Pascal: just because you give me a massage don't mean you get to touch this, SLAM HO!

flashturbate

when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty

" I was playing MW3 online the other day and I tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and I totally flashturbated myself hard

chapterbate

to masturbate while reading

"Aw man I was reading twilight the other day and all the talk about vampires and blood got me so excited I had to chapterbate"