Turdnado

A circulating shower of shit usually found in Lake.

People were worried when the Turdnado hit, then they realised is was just a shower of shit.

Meg

A girl who is larger than average and is not attractive to males so finds solace in the more sympathetic lesbian community by overtly pretending to be gay.

You could be forgiven to think Mary was a butch dyke, but she's just a Meg trying to fit in...