Trump Dump

That shit of the day, that makes you feel like the most powerful person in the universe.

After a long day of work I got home and took a massive Trump Dump. God Bless America!

dome snip

When a girl sneezes while giving oral sex and bites off the tip of the dick.

Austin in critical condition after reviving a dome snip the night prior

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Spider Pee

When one person sits on top of another, chest to chest and interlocking legs, while on the toilet. The top individual pees through the bottoms legs. Similar to the past time of spidering on the swings at a playground.

"Hey Baby, will you please let me spider pee you this one time." - Husband
"I thought you'd never ask! it will be just like the good old days back on the playground, only dirtier...." -Wife

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Fallon Hair

To have crazy ass hair , but it looks good. Just like the legend, Jimmy Fallon.

When I walked in the office Monday morning, Sundance Immediately commented, “Damn Treyvoññ, you got some fresh Fallon Hair.”

Disknow

To not know what the person you are listening to is talking about.

I was helping my wife Lenore with the dishes, but when she started talking about how to properly clean spoons, I literally disknow what the fuck she’s talking about.

Jafeel

To mean that you understand what someone means, in any culture.

Lenore asked, “ Hey that carpet feels real good right about now, Jafeel?”
“Yeah Brah, it does feel pretty nice.” Said Trey.

Ratimal

When your pet reminds you of a rat or rat like creature. Mainly relates to dog owners or anything rat resembling.

As I walked into my lonely apartment, the scurrying of my 2 ratimals made me smile.