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Sarah Palin

One of the most known and blindly, idiotically hated politicians of all time. However dispite hateful attitudes, she still continues to be one of the most outstanding and successful politicians in current day America. Most people that hate her only hate her because they were either told by someone else, or told by a media outlet. Most of the few sophisticated and legitimate arguments put forth against Sarah Palin in the end turn out to be false or incorrect and were only brought to the conclusion because they had assumed or jumped to an answer without thinking. But in most cases when arguing with someone blindly judging Sarah Palin, the only argument they will be able to come up with when asked "Why is she an idiot?" Is "She just is." Celebrities are also a part of this gigantic hate cloud towards her, one of the greatest examples of this is Tina Fey, when saying "I can see Russia from my house!" Words never spoken by Sarah Palin somehow ended up being said by her.
All and all Sarah Palin is one of, if not the best modern day politician and surpasses nearly all of her rivals through her experience as a governor. This experience easily surpasses that of the President and much of the other politicians in office today.

Idiot: GOD, Sarah Palin is SOOOO stupid!
Me: Why do you say that?
Idiot: She mistold the story of Paul Revere!!!
Me: No, actually she didn't.
Idiot: Yeah she did! Watch the video!!!!
Me: I've seen it. She told a part of the story that most people who haven't studied up on their history automatically jumped to the conclusion that she mistold the story, when in actuality they're just blind, idiotic, people who assume things.
Idiot: No!
Me: Historians agree with her! What how the f*ck do you explain that?
Idiot: Historians are just stupid Republicans who are too stupid to realize how stupid Sarah Palin is.
Me: Historians have degrees in American history, you on the other hand know only a 6th grade ancient world history class. So you have no right to say that Historians are biased Republicans.
Idiot: What's biased mean?
Me: God help us.

by MrSebastian June 19, 2011

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by MrSebastian August 6, 2011