Canadian Front Bumper

The true name for a fanny pack, which when worn on the front resembles a bumper, mostly only done in Canada where fanny packs are in stile year round!

I went to the casino today and could not help but notice a lot of people sporting Canadian front bumpers while I was there!

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Canaknocker's

A luscious pair of Canadian tit's no matter how big or small.

My brother and I saw a girl with a some nice Canaknocker's today at the gas station.

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Mcwipe

Leftover napkins from a happy meal or value meal that you leave in the glove of your car in case you have to poop somewhere along the road.

Do you have any Mcwipe left in the car? There is no way I can make it home without dropping a deuce!