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Good advice for prisoners:
If you drop the soap in the prison shower, you'll be forced to bend over and retrieve it. Ergo, with your bum out and in clear sight, you're gonna have to take it in the bum from a sick, psychotic fellow inmate.
Don't Drop the Soap, for if you do, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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To stick out oneâs male anatomical organ from the clothing articles.
Oh... So I have to eject pillar?
To go ghost means to disappear, either to turn into a ghost or disappear from somebodyâs sight, or even his life. It has many other meanings that have to do with sensual activity or suicide.
the Happy Tree Friend, also known as "Amicus venerandum", is a North American species of the Mammalia class. A tree friend usually appears as an adorable woodland creature, with different species forms ranging from rabbits to squirrels to chipmunks. They have boot feet, buck-teeth, heart noses, and Pac-Man eyes. All of them have thin lines located on their philtrum, between the nose and mouth. According to MrRockGuy who gave a definition to this in June 2004, they die in horribly violent accidents and situations, and this is actually true too sometimes! However, mostly when they get hurt, they will make noises ranging from screams to whimpers, and depict injuries as well. Mostly, there is no blood in the injuries, but some bleeding, to make sure it's appropriate for children. These animals behave mostly like children, seeking people to play with. Even though they can get bored too, they are also kept as pets according to Statistics Canada. Some of them have cheeks too; a few of them have freckles, gapped teeth, and antlers if they're a moose. They can sing, speak clear English and gibberish, and dance.
According to Animal Planet, they are usually found in cities and towns, even in rural places. As well as that, they can even be found in America too! If a tree friend appears as an anteater, the animal has NO BUCKTEETH OR NOSE, just a trunk.
some british boi narrator named michael rosen: hey guys watching the telly, this is bbc planet earth. today we be taking a look at, well, can't see ems?
a tree friend: Wheeeee! *laughing* Wahoo! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me: AAAGH!! A TREE FRIEND!! Y'ALL NOT SURVIVE!! MUST YEET!!
*yeets the tree friend and pulls out his meaty striped venison in order to use him as food*
the narrator: oh, its called a happy tree friend. well, we're in a forest in London, England. A seething predator, homo sapiens, is violently gaming the animal. I've just found the animal to actually be Cuddles the rabbit.
*after*
narrator: we see a family in London eating this tree friend. it's complete with spices and pepper as well as other seasonings.
elmer fudd: ahh, woasted wabbit boi
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The scum that even MICHAEL ROSEN canât handle who will come sucking your entire wallet just to give you their animated, 4-5 frame idiocies.
Jamster is one of the lowest scum in the UK.
Seriously, Iâm not here for cheeks, you stupid air breather, I only wanted fun definitions
Most addictive game play now is a disgrace to humanity
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1. The American cartoon television network owned by ViacomCBS that competes with WarnerMedia's Cartoon Network and the Walt Disney Company's Disney Channel.
2. To engage in intercourse with. Derived from a French verb, since French is obviously the language of love.
1. Nick nick nick nick, na-nick, nick, nick, Nickelodeon!
2. He barely gets nicked there once and kaboom! *CRASH!!* He's dead.
â Philoctetes, Hercules, 1997