Fantasticness

Anything that could be described as fantastic

You might say:

"Check out the fantasticness of that dress!"

instead of

"Check out how fantastic that dress is!"

These things mean the same thing, it's just a good way to make yourself sound a little stupider. Sometimes it's fun to be silly.

yerbed up

To be high on Yerba Mate tea

What's up with Tim!? He's been winning like he's Charlie Sheen lately.. Did he have a quadruple espresso this morning!?
- Nah man Tim's all yerbed up on that Yerba Mate tea.. I thought maybe he just found a girlfriend or won the lottery, but no, he's all yerbed out sippin that yerba mate like a fucking god emperor

Blue Lamp

"Blue Lamp" is what you tell a friend who denies that they are very drunk to remember. In the morning ask, "what were you supposed to remember?" If your friend can remember blue lamp in the morning a sense of victory will overwhelm them as they have proven they were not actually that drunk, and if the friend cannot remember blue lamp confusion will overwhelm them.

Origin of term:

At my friend's lake house i had had a little to drink. my friend kept telling me that i was acting wild and telling me to calm down, but i vehemently denied my drunkenness. I thought I was acting perfectly normal. so my friend said "Okay, that lamp right there is blue... In the morning you should remember blue lamp if you aren't so drunk." So the next morning i wake up and scream "BLUE LAMP!!!" turns out i may not have been as drunk as my friend thought.

tim: you were so drunk last night

bob: no i wasnt...

tim: did you remember what u were supposed to remember then?

bob: what are you talking about?

tim: blue lamp ya drunken fool!

Memius

1) A meme that is genius, clever, brilliant, extra funny or intriguing

2) A genius at making memes. A meme genius

1) Did you make this clever picture!? That’s memius!

2) ...So brilliant a meme in fact, that you ARE a memius!

Dumb fuck

The girl you just had sex with who thought a condom was something you put on a hot dog.

That girl I met at the bar was such a dumb fuck; I can't believe I actually fucked her.

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hempt

to tempt someone with marijuana

"dude you're really hempting me with that bud!!!"

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