Chub Step

AKA 'Dub Step', designed to allow a larger person to feel like they are moving faster than they really are.
A fat persons skinny simulator for dance floors.

On any English dance floor.

Male - Wow, this Chub Step is making me feel young again.

Female - Yeah, I feel like i'm a size 10 right now.

Male - Awesome, shall we go eat some pies?

Female - YES, I thought you'd never ask me.

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