Swatching

Swatching is when a male is giving his salami to a married lady all whilst her husband is in the corner enjoying the sights enjoying a nice cold cut sandwich

"While Mr Thunderbirke was swatching, Cole sure was giving Mrs Thunderbirke's Ole Roast Beef sandwich a proper pounding. Well until Mr Thunderbirke got a little careless and a pickle got loose from his sandwich. Cole isn't allowing anyone to swatch anymore!"