Tekashi 69

A rainbow haired Hispanic who took on an Asian stage name, which could be called cultural appropriation. Known for avoiding a long prison sentence by snitching out a gang he was involved with after being arrested for various felonies. Most likely has experience performing the 69 position with several men.

Damn, why is no one talking about the fact that Daniel Hernandez, a.k.a Tekashi 69 recorded a 13 year old girl performing oral sex on a grown ass man?

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Tom Macdonald

The wish.com version of Eminem.

Hey, did you hear about Vanilla Ice and Machine Gun Kelly fucking? Somehow they had a mentally challenged kid and named him Tom Macdonald.

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Granbury, Tx

A backwater shit hole named after two obscure racist confederate generals, where guys with creepy facial hair, swatstika tattoos, meth addictions, and mile long rap sheets pretend their lives actually have a point. The Town's unofficial slogan is "Come on vacation, leave on probation" due to the everyday small town police harrasment which occurs there. In Granbury you'll find plenty of confederate flags, hear lots of country and Kid Rock (along with plenty of racial slurs), and smell the stench of local yokal bullshit.

Jim Bob: Hey Bubba, wanna go to Granbury, Tx and smoke some shard while we try to screw underage girls?

Bubba: yup. I like what Granbury represents.

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