Pickle

A pickle is an ancient god who was known for his dill humor. Pickles are very holy, and taste very nice on popcorn.

Example: “I think it’s daily pickle praying time, gotta get to the dill castle
“Popcorn was so boring, until they flavored it with pickles. My life is complete!”

Raisin

Raisins are chipper young fellows who, albeit having social problems, are very social and love to talk. A raisins actual name is unknown to anybody but his closest friends. A typical raisin loves music and technology. Most raisins love the outdoors, but have low metabolism and have eating fixations which compete with that. In the end, a raisin will always get outside. In addition, raisins are found very attractive, but are incredibly modest, and don’t like to admit it. A raisin is a very happy person in general, but they can get mad when insulted.

“ who’s that manly man?”
“Why, that’s raisin!”

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