convocative

Calming ones stimulated state. (Mood killer)

Person 1: “Just found out that my mom died.”
Person 2: “Yo , you’re being kinda convocative right now. Can that wait till after we finish making out?”

pornjack

1. To disguise a file as porn in order to get faster distribution on a p2p network.

2. To disguise porn as an innocuous file to "surprise" the viewer.

I was looking forward to watching asian race queen upskirt videos but got a "secrets of search engine marketing" book instead.

I thought I was going to be able to watch this week's episode of Lost that I wasn't able to record, but I got pornjacked.

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afunctional

Derived from dysfunctional. Same sense of meaning as apathethic compares to passionate.

Usually the emphasis is on the first syllable "A" as in a-functional.

It means that instead of actually being able to do something, even dysfunctionally, one is not able to do anything, usually not for want of trying. Usage expresses some angst.

I woke up today with a cold and have just been afunctional.

After i bombed the midterm, i've been afunctional in that class.

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neondup

The act of getting dressed in neon colors.
To be dressed head to toe in neon colors.
When you have a neon dance party to go to and your friend needs to get suited up in neon beforehand.

"Yo dude you commin to the party?"
"ya dawg, let me get neondup first."
"lit yo"

Strawbs

Short for strawberries

Could you please pass the strawbs?