stick and slide

Similar to "soggy biscuit," stick and slide is a much larger scale event. Gathering about two hundred men and having them jerk off onto a slip n slide, the last of whom to climax must them run and slide down the slip n slide.

Yeah it was so gross, jerry was the last one and had to finish the stick and slide.

antique fishtank

Pregnant grandma

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.