Iceberg

A premeditated sexual act that involves freezing a shit in tupperware and concealing until intercouse. Right as the woman has an orgasm, you take out the frozen turd and flop it on her chest shouting "THERE'S THE ICEBERG BITCH!"

I opened Jim's refrigerator only to find it stocked not with edibles, but layer upon layer of ready to go icebergs.

"hey man, you gonna flush that shit? I need a couple icebergs for my girlfriend this week"

"you never see the iceberg until it is too late..."

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