Working a Bird

Working one bird equals working a full eight hour shift

"I was working a bird last night so I couldn't have killed that woman!."

Fishhole

A vagina

Man, I'm gonna hook Andrea's fishhole!

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Pullout baby

I baby that resulted from the pullout method

Hey Jimmy, I heard you were a pullout baby

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Marshing Mallow

When you cum in the shower and marsh it down the drain.

My roommate needed to take a shower so obviously "Marshing Mallow" was the only way to go.