bong fetish

when you have a fetish where you want to turn a person into living bong. you shove weed up someone's ass, fill their stomach with water. then you light the weed that is shoved up their ass and you shove your mouth into their mouth and you inhale. the weed smoke goes through the intestines then gets filtered in the stomach filled with water and you inhale nice filtered weed smoke

person1: "hey i heard you turned your girlfriend into a bong, is that true?"
person2: "yeah, i have a bong fetish."