lancashire hotpot

n. See creampie, but strictly between the flaky pastry of the Northern British folds.

Y'all right sonny? You want me to give me a Lancashire Hotpot tonight?
You randy buggar, ye!

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Grabby-arse-pully monster

Nobody can define the Grabby-arse-pully monter, but some sightings dictate that its arms are over 77 feet long, and secrete a sticky substance that covers your arse and never lets go. God help us all.
Interestingly, the 'arse' in grabby-arse-pully monster is spelt with the English spelling in all regions including America. This is in order to avoid any donkey pulling that may occur.

HOLY SHIT DUDE, I THINK I JUST FELT THE GRABBY-ARSE-PULLY MONSTER, WE'RE SO FUCKED.

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enfusion

A cocktail of different substances, most commonly semen, fecal matter and urine, which have been reduced into a form in which they could be applied as an aromatic aftershave.

I can't believe that I've actually got a date this evening!

Better put on that new enfusion that my dad made me for Christmas!

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