spirited

meaning someone wants to take your spirit and charm from you to use to gain favor or something they want because you are able to attain it. usually someone will start to copy some aspect of you or repeat words you say in order to get a handle of who you are and how to use, usually someone thing unique about you.

Woman 1: I really like how she gains lots of handsome men!

Woman 2: She has a good spirit doesn’t she? Take it! I can spirit you with her!

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Woman 2: Eyeing the woman. Starts to act like her

Woman 3: (goes to the bartender) so I’ll have that apple martini again, please! Thank you very much! Also, I like your haircut it suits you!

Woman 2: (goes to the bartender) repeats what woman 3 says: “so I’ll have that apple martini again, please! Thank you very much! Also, I like your haircut it suits you!”

Woman 3: (glances over) what do you think your doing?

Woman 2: I don’t know what you're taking about?

Woman 3: you’re trying to get me spirited with you? I’m leaving.

Egg Yolks

A man’s testes; balls

Co-worker 1
What happened to Kevin?

Co-worker 2: Oh! I accidentally broke his egg yolks last night and today he needs them iced all day.

burning off

when someone smoke’s a cigarette, marijuana or anything that requires you to spark and inhale and proceeds to think about you in anyway.

Chillian: Why are you lighting so late?

Wounda: Ughh, I can get my mind off you know who, burning off. Wanna sip?

Chillian: No thanks, I can’t burn off and think of someone, it’s contradicting to my recreation, haha

Smoke a Cigarette

To secretly have intercourse with someone. It may be another person you are seeing or an eager casual encounter one is looking forward to.

During Office hours~
A: I’m going to smoke a cigarette.
B: okay, have fun!
…45 minutes later

A: I’m back!
B: yeah, I’d say. How many cigarettes did you smoke?
A: just one…I made it last.
B: that’ll save you some money…

At the Bar~
1: I’m gonna go smoke a cigarette

2: I’ll right, see you soon.
1: (Goes over to the person they’ve been eyeing all night, asks something and walk out together…)
…2 hours later
2: Can I close my tab?
3: Sure! Ending the night early?
2: Yeah, my friend went to smoke a cigarette…
3: Nice, maybe I’ll have one later! Haha jk
2: (Boldly grabs card and leaves)

orb sack

the satchel of the wizard’s special orbs; can contain up to two power orbs.

Wizard 2: so how was last night?

Wizard 1: this wench had me by the orb sack. I’m under control since she put her hands on my orbs.

Wizard 2: has sucked them yet?

CRISTA

Women who get sacrificed for the lessons of other people— a women equivalent of Jesus

1: see that girl over there?
2: yes, why?

1: don’t mess with her, she’s a crista
2. a what?
1. a women Jesus...
2. ah.

SWAX

when you wax your va-jay-jay and get an std; usually the waxing probes you to everything except immunity.

1: “So what happened?”
2: “remember when I got laid two weeks ago?
1: “yeah?”
2: “I got herpes…”
1: “shouldn’t have swaxed!”