Starvin Marvin

A Starvin Marvin is a council delicacy to fill any hungry Marvins at home.....
- The highest quality tinned Baked Beans (usually Heinz) & white bread only!
- A Standard: Beans on 2 slices of Toast.
- A Vintage: Half a loaf of buttered bread and a full tin of microwaved beans.
- A Posh: same as a standard, with added cheese and/or pepper.
- If you use substitutes like Spaghetti, Crumpets/Granary etc: it's not a true Starvin Marvin.... that's just queer!

Ahh man, I'm starvin!
Dude, do you have bread & beans?
Yeah....
Have a Starvin Marvin, if you have half a loaf, go for a vintage! if you have some cheese... go posh!

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