resipoo

The itchy 'cornhole clingers' that often only make themselves apparent approximately twenty minutes after a hurried post-shit wipe.

Hey Elliot, I've got a right itchy arsehole, I must have some resipoo left on my ring from my hangover shite.

Bilbo'd

The act of being so drunk you cannot remember what people done to you the night before.

Aww man ! I think i got Bilbo'd last night :(