Sprinklering

The action of your sprinklers when they water your lawn. Also may be, the splash of the water from the sprinklers hitting the lawn and surrounding yard art. Aka Grass Wetting.

Is it raining?
-No, its just sprinklering.

redneckability

The standard to which a person's level of redneck is measured.

Leroy's redneckability is on the level of Joe Dirt. Have you seen how impressive his metal lawn art collection is and his mullet wins the contest at the county fair every year.

flexiglass

When you lose a window on your house or car and replace it with a sheet of painters plastic or Saran wrap. Held in place by duct tape most of the time.

"Nice back window, dude"
"Thanks, it's that new Flexiglass"