crunch patties

a substitute for a swear word.

Person 1: Hey did you remember to bring your project in today?

Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.

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pedophiled

1: the raping of a child

2:When a teacher makes you feel uneasy like him raped you.

person 1: I feel so pedophiled by Mr. Jones. He's so wierd

person 2: I KNOW!

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vaginity

a womans virginity

Julia: I lost my vaginity yesterday

Cassandra: ...ok

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facespace

Someone who is a close talker. They put their face close to yours and you can feel their breath on your face. There is usually 1-15cm between your face and theirs.

friend 1: Hey have you noticed somthing annoying about how alwin talks?

friend 2: Yeah he's really facespace. I think he had curry for lunch. I could smell it in his breath.

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