Otter Pop

This is an action carried out by a brave individual who would assist a female who has improperly inserted or lost the string to her tampon and has had a bloody mess, and cannot remove the hygiene product herself. The real work comes when the assistant must remove the bloodied tampon by using a sucking action over the lips of the clitoris. The used sopository should come out with very little effort. But in extreme, and even life-threatening situations, the sucking action should be increased to dislodge the cotton stick, lest she get toxic shock syndrome.

Shelly says to Bob: "Hey Bob, I got a bad problem, can you help me?"
"sure"
"I lost my string to my tampon and I need you to Otter Pop it out..."
"Uhhhhhhhhh"
"Thanks again Bob, your the best co-worker ever"

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