Shane the Train

Train that was built in Long Island in 1945. Only a single car but tons of pure metal and steel will scare any competitors off.

Person 1: Let's go skateboarding with Shane the Train
Person 2: Sorry Shane the Train can't ride a skateboard

Austin Wolfe

A wolf

Come outside Austin Wolfe

Christian Lam

Christian G. Lam was born in 1270 and was a diplomat in Great Britain
Christian Lam was unfortunately looked down on and multiple of his classmates took stones and ate him right then and there.

Dude shut up, no one wants to be a Christian Lam