An Ipad kid. Give him some Dino Mac n cheese and milk then give him an iPad that has a crack that looks like a hair and people try to take it off the screen even though its impossible. He also wears a beanie but under that he is in fact bald. He's just chilling in cedar rapids.
Someone: " hey who's quackity?"
You: " A bald iPad kid"
Someone: "Omg im already in love with him"