Meliska

The Hannah Montana of prostitutes; By day, he's a 15 year old freshman. By night, he's a club performer under the name Meliska, often nicknamed "pterodactyl". His performer costume consists of only two things: Fishnets and red high heels.

Boy 1: "Brooooo did you hear about that new club downtown? I heard they have Meliska performing tonight!"

Boy 2: "Dude we have to go then! I heard she makes so much a night, she only works once a month!"

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Mrs. Jan

A middle-aged substitute, that wears a sexy police uniform and spins a prop baton as she struts. She has a high pitched voice and takes "here ma'am" as a compliment, when said during roll call.

Boy 1: ''Is that Mrs. Jan?"
Boy 2: ''Yeah, can't you tell by the sexy police halloween costume in July?"