Phoop

When you go to fart,and instead poop.Also see shart.

Dude,what's that smell;did you just phoop?!

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Num-nums

If you breastfeed your infant and it's time for lunch,your child may grab at your shirt and yay Num-Nums.It doesn't take a genius to figure out it means boobie milk in infant.

Baby:num-nums!
Mommy:Okay damnit,lemme unbutton my shirt..

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