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When you scrunch up your face and fall on the floor.
falls*
HE'S squirming! BEAT HIM NOW!!!!
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When your S/O forgets to trim "down under" and you feel a "puff" sensation during intercourse
"Babe I don't mean to be rude but that was a major puff thrust"
"So how was it with Jim last night Lacy" "Oh it was amazing other than the puff thrusting"
"Damn Gina you've got to be puff thrusting me!"
A morgan: to lie about a crazy story that sound not very believable.
My mate pulled a Morgan just then, he said that if you eat burnt toast it gives you cancer!
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