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When your S/O forgets to trim "down under" and you feel a "puff" sensation during intercourse
"Babe I don't mean to be rude but that was a major puff thrust"
"So how was it with Jim last night Lacy" "Oh it was amazing other than the puff thrusting"
"Damn Gina you've got to be puff thrusting me!"
When you scrunch up your face and fall on the floor.
falls*
HE'S squirming! BEAT HIM NOW!!!!
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A morgan: to lie about a crazy story that sound not very believable.
My mate pulled a Morgan just then, he said that if you eat burnt toast it gives you cancer!
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